#DillTheNonsense

When I show up to a pool party in my bathing suit

Saying bye to guests that come into my restaurant

When I “accidentally” spilled a drink onto someone I don’t like

(Source: octopussoir-)

When I finish finals before my friends and no one will hang out with me

When I’m at a party and someone asks me why I’m being so quiet

(Source: octopussoir-)

When I go out and wear stilettos

My boyfriend’s like:

Trying to get the beer pong ball when it goes under furniture

Attending an event with open bar

When my friends pick me to be the DD

Taking tequila shots